That dumb ass Wiley coyote.
How can he be called that anyway?
Wiley is oxymoronic,
but we could have settled
with the moron bit.
That’s the state of the world,
full of morons like Donald Trump
who are not clever at all.
What they call the “weave”
is a fancy way
of avoiding a question.
That roadrunner on the other hand,
he’s some smart dude,
has all the tricks,
but you don’t hear him brag about it.
Hell,
he don’t even have a name.
She was like that too.
Not Wiley,
not fast,
but she was clever all right,
and she had all the moves.
You could kiss your arse goodbye
if you thought you had outsmarted her.
She would have you by the balls
before you could even say Donald.
That’s what we need now ya see.
We need that good ol gal
to step in
and kick some political butt.
Maybe even more,
maybe even rip the guys balls off,
if she can find em.
I pity the fool
that thinks they are better,
and they will find out soon enough
that they aint hot shit,
but just cold shit warmed up.
So, I called her,
and asked a little favour….